How come I never won the Nobel Peace Prize?

I have sat on my a.ss doing nothing for America way longer than Obama has been in office,so where is my Nobel Peace Prize?|||because Obama paid "The Man" to give it to him instead!|||at least you didn't use sarcasm like obama Nobel PEACE Prize yet all the stuff with iraq and Afghanistan seriously ......|||Try becoming president and having some of the world appreciating Americans a little more.|||Haha|||You aren't famous enough|||NOBODY WANTED TO TELL YOU BUT YOU HAVE LIKE THE BIGGEST EYE BOOGER..|||You're not famous or the first black president.|||you need to promise to do nothing first|||Be patient, you will get it one day....|||yea im still waiting for mine